Jack heafford

The most washed Bottlejob of a guy, on the decline, an absolute shambles of a nax guy.

Jack heafford is a state

by GoatMf February 13, 2023

Jack and Toke

When a person takes a big hit out of a bong then takes three shots of Jack Daniels

Jesus Christ! Tony just did two consecutive jack and tokes! He's probably feeling pretty good now

by Theory of Life May 23, 2016

Saudi Arabian Naval Jack

The act of covering yourself in oil, masturbating, and ejaculating into your own belly button.

Sorry Dave, would love to go to the pub tonight but I'm giving myself the ol' Saudi Arabian Naval Jack.

by SANJ Appreciater November 27, 2024

Jack

Really just a sarcastic asshole, can be nice at times but makes you step back and wonder whether or not he's being serious... probably not.

Person: Hey did you hear the joke Jack made the other day?

Person 2: Are you sure he wasn't just being a dick?

by Henry||| March 20, 2017

Urban Jacked

When you text a 'so called friend' a funny quote for urban dictionary and he puts it on there before you have chance.

"Yo Phil... Fully completely done me over yesterday bro he urban jacked my word man!"

Phil: "He completely urban jacked me the other day aswell!! God that boy has no banter"

by GRF10 December 16, 2010

Jack

Jack is extremely cringy and no matter his age he always acts 10, fuck jack, fuckin pussy.

Why is he so immature?
Yup, thats a jack for you, fuckin pussy.

by jygewqfygf June 23, 2022

Jack Chick Tract

A quasi-religious tract sized similar to a "Tijuana Bible" in comic-book format, tending to the overly lurid and tasteless (hence, unintentionally hilarious) in its desire of "winning hearts and minds to Christ." Named for its creator (1924-2016), who was notorious for refusing interviews and, hence, the subject of much speculation.

How many Jack Chick Tracts have you found on your walks today?

by Iludium Phosdex August 13, 2023