you can’t tell me what to do

owned by landry purvis

you can’t tell me what to do

by landry January 9, 2021

you can’t tell me what to do

si stop taking you can’t tell me what to do so shut up

shut up you can’t tell me what to do

by landry January 9, 2021

Do It For Doug

To commemorate the legendary Doug. A man of mystery that throws parties for people in West Virginia. He’s a musician and a professional RC car driver. When you yell “do it for Doug” you should have a beer in your hand while raising it to the sky.

Come on Jeffery do it for Doug chug that beer!

by AmericanGenius January 16, 2021

Do I want a bag

So you buy like... 2 weeks of shopping
You go to the checkout, And someone says "Do you want a bag"
DO I WANT A BAG?
OF COURSE I FUCKING DO
I AINT A GREEK GOD YOU KNOW WITH A MILLION FUCKING ARMS
I AINT AINT GONNA CARRY IT ON MY FUCKING BACK AM I.
OF COURSE I NEED A FUCKING BAG
CARRYING 2 PINTS OF MILK ON MY ARMS
2 FUCKING BAGS OF CRIPS
FUCKING 3 LAMB CHOPS
2 CHICKENS
3 BEEF
COURSE I NEED A BAG.
WHAT YOU THINK IM GONNA FUCKING DO? JUDGGLE THE CUNTS? I DONT THINK SO.

"Do I want a bag? Of Course I fucking do!"

by Zoe Flemming January 20, 2021

what dem stank hoes do

Sexual activity with a dirty chick

When a tinder rooney hit you up on tinder
Her: hey

Me: hey you 😉😉😉 what dem stank hoes do

by ilovecloudgod January 21, 2021

They dont love you like i do.

something jaden wants to happen to him.

I dont care what they say, lets get one thing straight; they dont love you like i do. they dont love you like i do, they dont love you like i do.

by jadenwantsthat January 22, 2021

Do a Dibbs

Do a runner in order to not pay back a student loan

Just graduated from uni, thinking I might do a Dibbs

by Cripes at the disco January 23, 2021