National Miracle Day

A national day of rest on February 22 in honor of the 1980 USA Olympic hockey team beating Russia

Joe: we don’t have school on the 22!
Mike: why
Joe: Because we are celebrating National Miracle Day

by Tyrone Shoelaces November 3, 2019

National Jimmy Craig Day

A day of rest to honor American hero jimmy Craig and his magnificent performance for team USA, celebrated on May 31

Joe: National Jimmy Craig Day gonna be litty city
Mike: yeah dawg a day off from school... imma watch miracle

by Tyrone Shoelaces November 3, 2019

National eat ass and smoke grass day

This day is on November 15th, fellas on this day you eat your girls ass and spark a fat blunt after

November 15th is national eat ass and smoke grass day, the day all guys must eat there girls ass and spark a fat blunt afterwards

by TedyTSN November 3, 2019

National bestfriends day

It’s on November 8th. It’s a day to appreciate your best friend and everything they’ve done for you. You better believe you’re gonna show off your best friend to everyone.

You: HAPPY NATIONAL BESTFRIENDS DAY BESTIE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
Bestfriend: You are such a great best friend too thank you for being in my life

by Fine_words_dude November 4, 2019

National Anal Check Up Day

November 6th

The day that is a tradition to make a doctors appointment for an "Anal Checkup". This could include a prostate exam or a quick glance.

Jimmy: Hey. Did have you got your appointment yet?
Franklin: Of course it's National Anal Check Up Day.

by heh3heh3heh3 November 4, 2019

National shake ass on ft day

On December 1st it’s national shake ass on ft day, so get u a baddie to shake ass for u on ft.

“I’ma tell Nicole that it’s National shake ass on ft day so I can enjoy tonight”

by Danial Gomez December 1, 2020

National give a girl a hoodie day

A day were you give a girl a hoodie. could be a gf or friend. December 3rd is the day

It’s National give a girl a hoodie Day!!

by Secretöover December 2, 2020