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Shit Music

Music for one to be calm enough to shit.
by bluntman and chronic cam June 20, 2006
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mother shit

he was hours on the toilet due to a mother shit
by ranga May 27, 2006
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trick shit

Having an almost uncontrollable desire to take the biggest dump/load/shit anyone can ever fathom. But when the moment finally arrives nothing but gas and quite possibly very few shit nibblets fall out.
Johnny had been driving for 5 miles trying to find a bathroom. He thought he was going to shit his pants with 20 pounds worth of crap. But when he got there he realized he had been trick shitted... he farted for 6 seconds straight, struggled, pushed, moved around in a circular motion only to have NOTHING come out of his bunghole.

all he could say was "damn, a trick shit!"
by italo August 13, 2007
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Shit Ass

someone who always farts and it stinks so bad febreeze won't get rid of it.
ANTHONY YOU SHIT ASS QUIT FARTING!!!!
by Dro-o-holic March 23, 2009
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brick of shit

A dense chocolate cake, probably made of scummy digestive biscuits and chocolate (only Brian knows the real answer).
There's some Brick of Shit in the fridge.
by MikeB October 20, 2003
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shit right

A combination of "shit-yeah" and "damn-right." usually reffering to total concurrence with a presented plan or idea.
Guy one: "Dude, I'm hungry, let's order some pizza and get some hoes over here."
Guy two: "shit-right!!"
by Pdiddy November 26, 2003
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Shit Bird

While they are defined by their lack of regard for others, this group overlaps with White Trash. They wake you up with their crappy music and they often have loud voices.

You probably have at least one within a block of where you live or maybe you work with one or more. My condolences.

They have the opposite of King Midas's touch, which turned everything to gold. Everything Shit Birds touch turns to shit. God help you if some sit near you in a restaurant. They will either talk loud to each other or will have cell conversations while you try to have a relaxing dinner.

The worst thing is to have a group of them sit near you in a movie theater. Forget about enjoying the movie unless you either move to faraway seats.
Everyone knows at *least* one shit bird. You can readily make a list of shit birds you know or, at least, hear some from a bit of a distance. It is really too bad.
by Manatee345 January 9, 2009
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