to do an almond

to lick a nut. can you check to see if uh, anybody... pull up skype just a minute. no no you dont have to check it mister man

dude, he was totally doing an almond last night.
"to do an almond"

by XLtroubadours of pyrhicc win August 4, 2008

Do you really

Before I change my mind.
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Please please be on your way quick, I'm struggling ATM. I need...
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Please.

At 1 I'm going back inside.
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Fuck I hope you're on your way I can't stay outside much longer I'm going to be sick.
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Do you really?
Well, I guess I got my answer... Actions speak louder than words.

Thanks for showing me how much of a fool I am once again... I can't believe how stupid I am to fall for it again.

This fucking hurts so bad, you could've just told me the truth, I'm a big girl I can take it. But no, you had to make me so ecstatic, so excited and happy, and then rip it away and tear my heart out of my chest all over again. What the hell did I do to make you hate me so much that you keep hurting me? Don't worry message received, I'll leave you the fuck alone, you don't have to worry about me bothering you anymore

I love you. I love you too. Do you really or do I just fill a hole in your heart an empty space in your house? /Sobs/

by S.W.A.L.K.J.F.P.J.P. October 13, 2023

Doing a greeny

Hocking up the deepest darkest most stickiest phlem And delivering it into your lady’s mouth!!!!!

Damnnn Jasmine I’m going to be doing a greeny in your mouth tonight get the juices flowing

Love John silly goose

by Jedge.17 June 16, 2022

Minh Do

an ugly piece of shit made in China in the Temu factory for 10 cents per day. this is an autistic two stroke, yellow monkey, fatso, rice rocket, gook, ass goblin square.

Shut up Minh Do the dog

by tygytfgdbrft February 12, 2024

I Believe That I Do Not Like Or Love You, Bother Me Again And I Will Kill YOu

I Believe That I Do Not Like Or Love You, Bother Me Again And I Will Kill YOu

I Believe That I Do Not Like Or Love You, Bother Me Again And I Will Kill YOu

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 17, 2025

Doing Krista

When you are flyfucking at least 2,5 years.

Also, fucking Krista.

Y'all: "Why is this man pausing brewjob to fuck this poor fly?"
Me: "He's doing Krista, fuggedaboutit!"
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Roomate: "Why is this nice lady nekkid on my friend?"
Me: "She's doing Krista, nothing to worry about!"

by ssphynxx December 17, 2023

Doing a Hanky

When you do your best to work for a cause, but accidentally destroy the whole thing.

Origin: Mark Hankinson director of the MFHA describing trail hunting as a smokescreen for foxhunting during a webinar that was leaked by the hunt saboteurs association.

Sab 1: "Did you see that the terrierman was filmed last week releasing a fox from an artificial earth?"
Sab 2: "yes he was doing a hanky"

by brock boy November 25, 2021