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Fake friends

Fake friends you never want to have but end up having. Fake friends always stick to you like magnets it seems like. Fake friends are as fake as 6th grade relationships and Jake Paul’s subscribers.! If you have fake friends you’ll no one day, they might or no sorry the WILL end up hurting you trust me ik from experience. So kids don’t do drugs or be a fake friend. Fake friends are more fake than James Charles foundation match.
Fake friends talk behind your back.
by kylierg October 7, 2019
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Friends

Something that men cannot be with women.
Why can't you be friends with women?

Because she fucks her friends. If a girl brings a guy to a camping trip with her and they aren't in a relationship but they are fucking each other; what does she call him? A friend. Is she fucking you?

No.

Then, you aren't friends idiot. In addition to this, women/girls are terrible people.

You can't say that.

They literally believe that murdering babies is a right. That they shouldn't have to live with the consequences of their actions and should be able to kill their own kids to avoid those consequences.

Well, I guess on the list of the "worst things a person" can do baby murder is like #2 behind genocide and ahead of fucking a retard/child.

Exact. They regularly do 2 of the 3 worst things.

Wow. I never thought of it like that. My girlfriend has a ton of guy friends.

Well, you know how women are more likely to lie about how many men they've been with?

Oooohhhh. So her friends and the retard she was with when she took that shift at the group home for mentally retarded cripples 30 minutes away from where we live.....

Yeah. That is how women work.

But she said..... And the girl I talk to said.... They were lying.

Correct. They don't have the propensity for violence that men have so they make up for it in deceit. They are historically, archetypally, and actually terrible people.
by Hym Iam September 27, 2020
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puffy friends

Friends that over period of time being single decide to have a meet up once in a while to get off or get dirty
Me and Richard are fed up of relationships we’re going to be puffy friends
by Holla gamer January 1, 2018
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My best friend

by Sammycenteno2 January 18, 2023
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A Girl Best Friend

Someone who you thought was your friend but then now you don’t wanna be seen with her and she’s just downright a bitch
Malea is a such A Girl Best Friend but she’s so fake
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National Kiss a Friend Day

April 4
A day when you can kiss any friend with or without tongue
“Hey did you here it’s national kiss a friend day?”
“Yeah I did. Pucker up!”
by JimmyHendrixWannabe947438 April 1, 2022
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FRIENDS

NOT REAL!!!!!!!
EX FRIEND¨Hey best friend
ME ¨FRIENDS ARE NOT REAL¨
by A real person :0 November 2, 2018
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