The Fuck I Look Like

No. What Would The Person Look, Image-Wise, Doing The Task.

Tyrone- Ey Jmaes Lets Go Jump Those Niggas Over There

Jamaes- The Fuck I Look Like Jumping Niggas I dont KNow?

by Tim 420 April 15, 2009

i want attention syndrome

When a person pretends to be depressed for attention, frequently cutting themselves and stating that they will commit suicide

She said she has anxiety but she just had I want attention syndrome

by Heystabb May 4, 2018

walk wherever i want

the ability to do or say whatever one wants

I'm a grown ass woman, I can walk wherever I want.

by nicole007 September 12, 2009

I had a buddy who...

By stating that someone "had a buddy who" once did something, the user can follow the comment with any random made-up bullshit that he/she desires, but be justified because he/she "had a buddy" that once did that. This "buddy" has always done something better than anything you could ever do, and is a classic one-upper. This "buddy" is someone that only the person telling the story knows, so the claim cannot be refuted, since no one knows the "buddy" to say otherwise.

Mark: "I once got stranded on the interstate for 2 hours in a snow storm"
Jim: "That's nothing, I had a buddy who... once was stranded in a snow storm for 4 weeks and 2 days, he survived by eating his tires"
Mark: "Really?" "That sounds very unlikely, who was that?"
Jim: "No, its true, he was my buddy, you wouldn't know him"

by Markiscoolerthantonyandscott December 23, 2010

V-I-KEY-ITOUS

Its a person that tends to forget things easily...
Most of the time makes or says incomplete sentences...
Likes to put lyrics on her status...

LMAO...

Vikey Minaj: "Do you remember this?"
Yoshi: "Oh crap, I think I have V-I-Key-Itous"

by Yoshimatics May 7, 2010

can i keep him?

Usually in fandom. When a fan likes a character or actor/celebrity, they might say "Can I keep him?" implying that they wish they could take him home. Not necessarily sexual, but can be. Keep like a pet because he's cute.

I love Yoon Shi Yoon! Can I keep him?

by luminousmint March 19, 2014

i love you moment

this is the moment when you're with someone who you adore and they are just being them self not doing anything special and you are just watching them and you just think "man I love them"

*girlfriend is laying in your lap asleep*

You-God I love her. This is my "I love you moment"

by okay20162015 November 6, 2014