Cleveland Screamer

When she's expecting the guy to give her a Cleveland Steamer on her chest, but instead he shits in her mouth and covers it with his hand so she can't spit it out

"So she asked me if I could give her a Cleveland Steamer, and being the type to exceed expectations, I turned it up a notch and let her have the Cleveland Screamer!"

by Steven P. French July 30, 2024

Cleveland

Name

Cleveland is a chill type of guy

by Jordan calls November 23, 2021

Cleveland Pie

Goldfish, Mozzarella cheese, Pepper, and garlic salt spread on a plate microwaved for 1 minute. Enjoy a steaming Cleveland Pie. Commonly enjoyed by the people of Cleveland, Ohio, often being served as a side dish in many Cleveland based restaurants, with a garnish of cilantro and a side of sour cream. Usually drank with bottled water.

"I am eating a succulent steaming Cleveland Pie... Mmm!"

by jamesky January 5, 2022

Cleveland Calzone

To roll a slice of pizza up. Insert it into an anus and proceed eat it out of someone's ass.

Stacy asked for a Cleveland Calzone tonight but I didn't have a Digiorno in the freezer.

by Christ Spencer March 28, 2025

Cleveland Steamer

The act of taking a shit on a female sex partner's chest.

I laid a huge Cleveland steamer on that slut's tits last night. Call 1-800-STEEMER Cleveland Steemer makes it cleaner.

by SpoogeBob CumPants March 6, 2021

Cleveland Mudslide

Related to the Cleveland Steamer, this variety of the Cleveland Mudslide is identical to the original Steamer, with the exception being that you have diarrhea.

A Cleveland Mudslide, can be accidental.

"I have to swing by Taco Bell real quick. My girlfriend wants a Cleveland Mudslide tonight."

by bear shaver April 12, 2019

Cleveland Gloppy

A term originating in Cleveland, Ohio that describes the act of a woman shittin’ on that dick, spinning on it, suckin’ it, and topping it off with a piss shower. It is often the best experience of a man’s life.

“Dude, that chick was insane. She gave a Cleveland Gloppy and I think I saw god.

by BigMusty100 October 9, 2022