The jew paradox

The Jew Paradox
A condition that happens whenever tipping is involved.

If you don’t tip, people think you’re cheap.

If you ask for tips, people think you’re greedy.

Either way, you lose.

Example:
“Bro, if I don’t tip i look like a jew, but if the restaurant asks for tips they’re greedy. That’s the jew paradox.”

by The long nose September 12, 2025

Hoe Paradox

The idea that if you care about hoes you don't get any, therefore the less you care the more you get.

He doesn't understand the hoe paradox

by hoemaker March 2, 2024

red Batman Paradox

The moment in ones life when one meets a degenerate that likes to groom little girls and hates anime

person 1: hey i just met this degenerate, he likes grooming little girls and hates anime.

person 2: yikes, sounds like the red Batman Paradox to me.

by le bruh moment April 19, 2021

Markiplier Paradox

When a person is simultaneously the dumbest person in the room and the smartest person in the room.

Person 1: Dude, how the hell did he get outta that bad hand?
Person 2: The Markiplier Paradox. He's somehow both bad and good at poker.

by War zone boi January 27, 2024

Paradox

A question you ask Siri/Alexa/Google/etcetera that causes it to malfunction and give you a not-quite-an-answer.

I asked siri a paradox and it isn't answering.

by XxLoneWolfxX April 11, 2022

the Dagi paradox

When a dude is so fucking funny, that even he doesn’t know it

Joydeep once said “ this dude gaslights you so much you don’t even know that he is gaslighting you, I call it the Dagi paradox ”

by Mr. deep December 26, 2023

Rhidoy paradox

Rhidoy paradox can be described as a person who uses products in the shop before paying for them.

Hey dude, check this out there is an opened bag of chips, seems like rhidoy paradox.

by JackFrogs December 7, 2021