Dave's Law

That no matter where or when you go to a library, you will automatically have had an overdue book and owe a hefty fine.

Sorry I can't pay for McDonald's, I had to pay the library who totally Dave's Lawed me.

by A BLT. August 31, 2011

Basic Dave

“dave thats a bit of a basic name” dave is a very basic person who doesnt share sweets

basic dave is such a basic name i bet you he drives a fiat 500!

by chwadan October 10, 2019

Dave mustaine

The lead singer of megadeth

BRO DAVE MUSTAINE IS SOO COOL!!

by Definitelynotchickennugget March 26, 2023

dave is cool

Telling someone named Dave that their name is cool

Tim: hey dave your name is cool
Dave: thanks man
dave is cool

by UncleIsYes January 7, 2023

Dave Mustained

When someone gets kicked to the curb for somewhat valid reasons by either someone close to them or a group they were involved with without a fair warning or second chance, much like how thrash metal band Megadeth's founder Dave Mustaine was previously kicked out of heavy metal titan Metallica in a rather harsh and unfair fashion for drug use, alcoholism, and his behavior when under the influence. Double points if the person(s) doing the Mustaining do the same exact thing(s) they are Mustaining the other person for.

Guy: Dude my friend group totally Dave Mustained me.

Friend: What why?

Guy: They said I was an asshole and I wasn't as fun to be around anymore. I mean I was kind of an asshole at times but at the same time we all kinda were to each other. I can kinda understand where they're coming from, but no warning? No second chance? Did all of their experiences with me not mean anything to them? If they had gotten serious with me and said something I would have changed. Kind of uncalled for and out of the blue.

Friend: Damn dude, that sucks, I'm sorry. What a bunch of dicks.

by thewardenssbu April 16, 2021

Steve dave

The most badass crusher operator in the land. Know for his huge dick and large production output. Steve Dave's can be found in the wild but very rarely. Steve Dave's also can get a girl wet with just the pronunciation of his name.

GUY:STEVE DAVE really kicks ass !

GIRL: OMG, did u just say what I thought u did?!

GUY: Steve dave ?

GIRL: I'm gonna needs some panties.

by Stevedave711 March 31, 2021

aussie dave

A foreign male who is unsure of his heritage and regularly changes their origin when in discussions with others.

An Aussie Dave continually uses Australian slang incorrectly and sometimes invents their own slang words ie chucking a sleepy

to refer to sleeping past your alarm

That guy just said he was chucking a sleepy in the morning, typical Aussie Dave.

by Wayne tinman August 16, 2022