clit mallet

A reference to pulling your Penis out during sex with a girl and repeatedly smashing her clit using your cock as a mallet!

I pounded her with my clit mallet until she squirted then slipped it back in the cock Socket!

by URZRFC June 12, 2016

Clit Lint

A term used to describe a phenomenon when a woman wears brand new, sloppily manufactured underwear from which after a long day of activity will have shed loose cotton bits that often adhere to the moist or topographical areas on her genitals.

“Aww! Babe you got a little makeshift mitten for you kitten... you got some clit lint:):) Adorable”

by Dumpster Choir February 10, 2021

Clit issues

Used by males to define a situation of "girl troubles". The afore stated situation commonly involving a bitch.

Dude, I'm having clit issues.

by Roan Schrift June 16, 2011

clit brit

A person from Britain that's an extraordinary cuntish person.

Guy 1: Oy mate you kno that lad Kyle?
Guy 2: Yea mate he's a total clit brit

by n0scoper December 12, 2018

kidney clit

The sensitive areas on a woman's side just below the ribs, near the kidneys. Take two fingers and jam them into a woman's kidney clit to produce a sidegasm.

Bobby jamed his fingers and my kidney clits and I got a sidegasm.

by pervert 2 July 28, 2011

Blue Clit

When a guy sexually arouses you so much and you can't flick the bean causing pent-up sexual frustration.

Damn that PMENDEEZY! Giving me Blue Clit and he doesn't even know it...

by Sweets8322 July 18, 2018

trout clit

A woman who's pussy smells like trout

If it taste like trout then get the hell out. If it tastes like chicken then keep on licken, hey she's a trout clit

by Lazerxvenom August 14, 2017