Tickling your own balls

Putting yourself in an unnecessary dangerous situation for prideful reasons. Usually in video games.

I told you not to rush B but you were too busy tickling your own balls to listen to me!

by Catnamedturtle May 14, 2023

Mine your own harbour

'Don't mine your own harbour'

Meaning never wank in the bath.

Had a wank in the bath last night.....DUDE WTF? Dont mine your own harbour

by boring_pseudonym October 30, 2013

RAHUL VAIDYA OWNS BB14

Rahul Vaidya is the favorite to BiggBoss 14. He has played the game with his heart. RAHUL VAIDYA OWNS BB14.

RAHUL VAIDYA OWNS BB14.

by Hvash February 12, 2021

pulling his own weight

when a man had a dick bigger than 1 1/2 feet

that dude is pulling his own weight

by 11182000 December 06, 2016

pump my own dick

Another version of toot my own horn.
To boast or brag about oneself.

I'm not trying to pump my own dick here but caught 3 touchdowns last week.

by TrumplovesPutin May 11, 2017

set ur own bedtime

a thing kids do where if their parents arent keeping track of time and it is past ur bedtime, you take advantage by not going to bed untill they yell "its way past ur bedtime!".

guy 1: im tired of having to go to bed at ten!

guy 2: how about you set ur own bedtime

guy 1: thats a great idea! but im gonna need a plan.

by nobody else here October 23, 2017

shifted his own stick

To masturbate.

"A truck driver who shifted his own stick in the cereal aisle of a Delaware County grocery store then ejaculated on a female customer last month was arrested in Kentucky on Sunday, police said." - Philadelphia Daily News 04/06/2011

by deserthillsguy April 06, 2011