Michael

Usually dates a girl named Julia and slays her with his 18 inch peen
Julia: Michael has a huge dick and he says I give the best head
by BANDZZ November 18, 2019
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Michael

A pot smoking loser who won't get anywhere in life. He is so annoying and needy. Always either high or depressed.
He's such a drop-kick, he must be a Michael.
by Reyals_666 November 21, 2013
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Michael

Micheal; a homely, slightly annoying individual. Most qualified person you may ever meet, to eat ass. This does not apply to every Michael, infact, it is very rare to find this specific individual.
Look. There's Michael doing burnouts in the walmart parking lot!
by Kjoe July 26, 2018
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Michael

A person that nobdy understands that IS STRAIGHT
Michael is straight
by Johnny Johnny no papa October 15, 2019
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Michael Michael Motorcycle

An expression coined by Mike Lange, the legendary voice of the Pittsburgh Penguins. Typically said after a goal of significance is scored by the Penguins.
"Michael Michael Motorcycle! Evgeni Malkin has scored in OT to defeat the hapless Washington Capitals!"
by schmed_head August 28, 2009
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Michael

A Fat ass piece of shit that nobody likes, the only person that loves him is his mother .
Michael is an ass hole
by Baby_face0527 November 15, 2017
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Michael

A guy who like to lick bums
"Don't be a Michael"
by Lizardqueen91 March 13, 2017
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