Michael

A person who is really mean and iphas a crush on a girl named addy. He also like 10 different girls

Michael is always being such a Michael

by Steelcrow November 18, 2019

Michael

a gay boy who usually does a lot of pushups with his backpack on

does Michael play tennis

why is Michael not wearing his shirt

by omg ideklol March 20, 2020

Michael

A stupid fucking sewer rat who can fit as many cocks in his ass as Joe Jack's mouth, which is forty

Michael is a nigger bitch whop

by TragicBronsonAKA ThMainMan January 24, 2018

Michael

The skinny asian b0y who is fucking autistic and claims to have a fake ass girlfriend. He also plays fortnite all fucking day long.

Michael: Hey mate, wanna play fornite
Big nigga: fuck off u asian cunt. I aint gay u fuckboi

by Pseudonym lmao May 31, 2018

michael

the reincarnation of George Lopez (a.k.a. George Lopez II)

Person #1: That fucking Michael kid is a real comedian

Person #2: I know he's a real George Lopez

by ppheadman69 May 14, 2018

Michael

Michael is a tall bean pole. He is skinnier than a toothpick. He tries to be cool but when he is on a bus things get good. His mom pays people to be his friend. He really has no friends. He likes guys and tries to cover it up. He does some very stupid things and denies it. He thinks he is very strong and he thinks he is not skinny but don’t listen to anything he says. If you ask someone their name and they say michael, just walk away, and that is it.

Are you kidding me?!?! You really Michaeled things up.

by Awaytincan6966 October 23, 2019

Michael

An American name given to obnoxious people at birth.

This baby's cry is extra loud and obnoxious. You should probably name it Michael.

by TheWombler November 10, 2018