March 4th

March 4th is National Oreo Day

Person 1: "omg i love march 4th"
Person 2: "why?"
Person 1: "because it is national oreo day!"

by jessicasic0nic February 21, 2020

march 30

A DAY WHERE NO MEANS YES, AND YES MEANS NO

bitch 1: omg, it's march 30!!
bitch 2: what?
bitch 1: ask me something?
bitch 2: do u like bingus?
bitch 1: no.
bitch 2: how dare u?!?
bitch 1: its yes = no day and no = yes day, dummy
bitch 2: ohhh

by so alt March 30, 2021

march 28

national winking day; the day where you wink at as many people as possible and see how many wink back

yo today's march 28th, you know what that means!
*furious winking ensues*

by kum-n-go October 20, 2019

March 31

March 31
National Play Minecraft Day

"Hey it's March 31 Lets play Minecraft"

by RainbowDoggo March 2, 2020

March 28th

THE baddest Chick WAS born today, And you better belive it she single ;)
Its also National bow day!

Girl1: whens your birthday?
Girl2:March 28th why?
Girl1:That also would explain the boy on your head then...

by Misisispi River November 20, 2019

March 15

If you were born on March 15 then you have very charming attributes. Chances are that your very sweet, chill, and artistic but you have crackhead moments where you go ape-shit. You also have a very pleasant aesthetic. Your a pisces so it’s most likely that you can’t do math to save your life. You don’t even try to hide the fact that you don’t care. Your either extremely happy or downright miserable.

“It’s March 15, happy birthday!“
“Why am i still alive.”

by PhYc0 February 22, 2020

March 13

this day is for all the Tibetan terriers out there! Celebrate National Tibetan Terrier day with your pup! they are amazing doggos and deserve to be recognized, so make this their day!

“Hey, what day is it today?” John asked Jon. Jon replies with, “well, it’s March 13, National Tibetan Terrier Day, of course!

by phat ho October 15, 2019