by Captain Neo September 2, 2016

Oh wow holy shit she HATES him! That is nuts! I just saw her little rant (which was both adorable and hilarious) and her little ass CANNOT STAND that dude! Ha!
Hym "Oh no! The Lizard doesn't like Andy! What a shame. She'd probably love Tristan though. They should do an interview! Go forth! Do.. Do the thing... Interview with the lizard..."
by Hym Iam August 15, 2023

Jeffrey was often seen lurking outside the old tavern looking at butts, he is a real butt lizard if ever i saw one.
by snooter69 October 15, 2017

To Choke the Chicken, or in simipler terms, Masturbate.
Ex: "Suzies just tryna get her Lizard Yanked."
"I Yank the Lizard 8 times a day, 8 days a week.
Ex: "Suzies just tryna get her Lizard Yanked."
"I Yank the Lizard 8 times a day, 8 days a week.
by LizardYanker69 October 15, 2017

My whore sister became a ramp lizard when she discovered the local truck stops were overrun with lot lizards. She's not doing too well.
by Farsiite April 19, 2016

by axtrosity April 9, 2021

The rainbow lizard is a playful and spontaneous creature that engages in tongue darts without any predictable pattern, often leaving the recipient awkwardly bewildered.
by Corgie Kart January 12, 2024
