Lizard Tea

Lizard served inside Hot water. (For nutrients)

Yum Yum I love drinking Lizard Tea, wait what do you mean dad and mom are getting a divorce?

by Eat_Soup_WIth_a_Fork December 21, 2024

lizard jab

Lizard Jab (verb) To quickly and forcefully tongue punch a willing anus

Sean delivered an efficent lizard jab, quickly ending the argument and the evening at the movies.

by Toobie doobie November 2, 2023

Lizard

A sorcerer that can perform magic.

Did that lizard perform magic?

by Steampowerengine March 8, 2021

Facebook Lizard

If Facebook lizards see little or no value in you then they will delete your friend request. When you try to talk to them in person they run away from you like scared little lizards. They are rude, cold blooded reptiles who size you up as if you are an insect.

She is such a Facebook Lizard! I want to tell her that I am not an insect and ask her if she is a lizard.

by non-reptilian September 23, 2017

Motivational lizard

Motivational Lizard is a sex move, where one sex partner encourages their other partner to keep having sex with them by dressing up as a light-purple lizard with yellow spots. After dressing up as the lizard, the sex partner starts to recite the Motivational Lizard video from Youtube, and this usually results in the other partner breaking down into joyfully crying, or them being determined to last longer in bed.

Richard: Hey, Blark. My wife gave me a Motivational Lizard last night.
Blark: Oh, that's good. I gave my wife a Wrech-It Ralph last night.

by deniszim November 3, 2019

lizard land

Lizard Land is on a whole new planet not even scientists or astronomers have discovered. It is on a planet called Lizard World populated by lizard aliens who can take form as a human

Abygail: where have you been?!
Brain: Lizard Land!
Abygail: it does not exist...
Brain: *shows this definition*
Abygail: *dies*

by AlienLizard4-91-y81-q98 May 15, 2018

lint lizard

A man who enjoys banging really old women . Often, these women are dried out and have lint inside their cooch.

Mike is a real lint lizard. He prowls around retirement homes and churches to find his next target.

by ringleader March 17, 2012