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Lapsed Nerd

A nerd now trying to make his social stand, by becoming a genius slacker. Usually has low self-esteem and is on the course of becoming a Geek. Might very well be fucking himself up further down the road.
"Well, shit, I'm stayin' in AP with an F, so I dunno, man." - Common phrase for a lapsed nerd.
by EchKay-fohrseecksteen April 12, 2012
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J-Laps

The act off masturbating while sprinting or running.
Today I did 5 laps of J-Laps to prepare for the competition.
by FF L October 2, 2025
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lapping the boys

To lick, tease and tickle your buddies balls with your tongue while he's fucking your girl.
Lapping the boys while my bud fucked my girl hard made him squirm as he nutted in my girl.
by Watchinfool September 16, 2023
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lap

guy 1: guy lap my side nah
guy 2: no p I dey my way
by rancky March 31, 2021
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Lapse Potential

The amount of time a game (mainly a video game) can be played before you get bored and stop playing it.
Bill-Oh man dude I played CoD6 from 11 pm to 7 am the day after it came out.. what a fun game it was!

Jeff-Yeah, too bad the lapse potential now is about 10 minutes because you're basically doing the same boring shit over and over again for no reason while playing with a bunch of 10 year olds talking in high voices..
by Aristotles59 January 24, 2010
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by Adujasty343 June 7, 2025
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Lap 3

An extra nodded lap for hit game Pizza Tower in which Pizzaface will chase you throughout the entirety of the lap, and if you touch him, you get an instant game over.
Person 1: alright lap 3 time :D
*five seconds later*
Person 1: OH GOD
by the upteenth time December 29, 2024
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