jonathan

The name of thor's hammer according to paul rudd.

I can't believe that iron man couldn't lift jonathan!
When captain america lifted jonathan the crowd went wild.

by phoenixfire013 April 3, 2022

Sebastian/Jonathan Morgenstern

One of the two biggest fictioanl aholes (the other being his father) you will ever meet/

Me: Sebastian/Jonathan Morgenstern? No.

by Fan.boy.for.real January 20, 2021

Jonathan Dave Samuel

Jonathan is generally a really nice guy. He is cool, layed back and is always laughing. He jokes around a lot and sometimes can get a little too mean but he is a great guy. He has the looks and has the personality to match. Jonathan is a nice guy but can get a little bit cheeky/naughty at times ;) He is a great friend, a great lover and if you're having a bad day, he is sure to make you smile and forget the negatives.He has great hair and is muscularstrong.A delightfully sexy man, generally worldly wise and well acquainted with the internet. Absolutely irresistable to all females, with eyes to die for and a delightful body.

"i was feeling so upset today, until Jonathan Dave Samuel made me laugh"

"JonathanDave Samuel, i need one of them"

Damn, last night was so good he could have been a Jonathan Dave Samuel.

Damn},look at that guy so cool and sexy he could have been a Jonathan Dave Samuel.

by ghfyb1234 February 9, 2022

Jonathan

4'8, real black nigga

Jonathan: yo nigga
Me: what?

by IhateDanielfuckthatnigger June 12, 2025

Jonathan Dillon

A very handsome man that is very talented amd creative. He has gorgeous eyes usually hazel and/or green, thick dirty blond(e) hair, black or brown eyebrows and other amazing body features. He is some what tall, usually taller than most guys and girls but definitely makes you feel safe when around him. He cares about everyone no matter how annoying or ignorant you may be and will always try to help you, just ask. Though he may be mean sometimes he always feels deep inside wrong and usually apologizes and if not he knows that the person he hurt will feel bad hurting him. Jonathan Dillon can be lazy, but very hard working at times, he is great at being sarcastic, quiet at times and very athletic. He likes to play video games and work on computers, he is wonderful at making music, helping others and healing people. This wonderful man can do a lot of things because of how smart and creative he is... Just think about him if you know him and think about all the good times you've had with him even if they turned out bad.

Jonathan Dillon

by The hand down from God May 14, 2018

Jonathan

A fucking hot ass guy who is good as fuck in bed. I mean his cock is longer than like 8 inches and he makes you have the best orgasms 😫

“Omg have y’all seen jonathan”
“girl yeah his dick is so good”

by briblixs April 11, 2022

Jonathan

Easily to fall in love with girls that are named milaya. But most Jonathan likes to talk about themselves. Also, they think they're funny but they're are not they tell the worst jokes.

Jonathan is in love with Milaya

by I’m hungry April 9, 2022