jerry li

The gayest person ever. He calls everyone else gay when he is as gay as a rainbow. The only people he talks to are girls because he is into boys.

Your as gay as jerry li.

by Jerry Li sucks dick December 11, 2019

Jerry Care

When a woman has a sexual interest in a older man preferably 65+. Grey hair and wrinkled skin are a must.

Girl 1: Omg you won’t believe who Amy is sleeping with! Girl 2: Who? Girl 1:Well let’s just say she has a Jerry Care fetish. Girl 2: Omg that’s disgusting!!

by The Adversary January 22, 2021

Jerry lofton

Jerry lofton is the most hard headed man ever, but He loves you with all his heart but tries to hide it. He is very shy and extremely hot! He’s an animal lover, and acts like a little kid when he’s gets comfortable. He’s super loyal and has great work ethic. He loves trucks and video games too. All around a great guy with a big heart. Lofton is so perfect!

Jerry Lofton: the most perfect guy ever!

Omg he’s so handsome that must be a lofton!

Wow lofton is so perfect

by Hlharper05 January 14, 2024

Jerry Seismograph

The 100% authentic inventor of the Seismograph his son is Jerry the Jizzer, they’re famous for being the first father son duo that both were pregnant, with Saving Private Willy, The duo was also known for dying in the Earthquake that Nikola Tesla created in Jamaica pronounced (Her-Mon-Ika-Lew-In-Ski), the incident occurred on October 12 2084 the year of Manute Bol.

“Jerry Seismograph, you know, “maybe groomed?” “Statutory Rape?” “Allen Iverson?”, The 100% authentic inventor of the Seismograph his son is Jerry the Jizzer, they’re famous for being the first father son duo that both were pregnant, with Saving Private Willy, The duo was also known for dying in the Earthquake that Nikola Tesla created in Jamaica pronounced (Her-Mon-Ika-Lew-In-Ski), the incident occurred on October 12 2084 the year of Manute Bol.

by JohnnyBrav69 April 1, 2023

Jerry pinger

The art of pinging of one's tits off to the point of pulling the curtains slightly back to check for old bill when your mate moves his foot.

Oi bilson you hear that?

Your off your nut you've gone all jerry pinger on me.

Stick a plate in lets deal with this like we're on the jerry pinger show.

by Bill Wilkins March 27, 2025

Jerried

To have the best performance in a game despite being on the losing team. As per Jerry West, the only NBA player to win Finals MVP but lose the championship.

John: Those guys were fucking ass, except for Griffin. Griffin definitely Jerried that game.

by Kyroka June 25, 2024

Yo Jerry Springer Ass

Whenever someone is acting like they are a reality TV star.

When someone is acting like drama is what really matters. Look at them and say Yo Jerry Springer Ass!

by Caramelts October 24, 2023