Eli Bruntz

A yaya phag that is also a piss kinker <3

P1: I never knew you were an Eli Bruntz 😱😱
P2:.. kys

by Yaya phag February 27, 2022

Eli

slang for a person who is extremely 2 faced and changes their personality and opinions based on who they are around.

omg quit being such an eli

by Finleyyy April 9, 2023

Ely

An absolutely desolate town in the middle of Nevada. Only crackheads and pedophiles roam the streets, with a fair sprinkle of mormons and infidelity.

Where else in the USA is the closest Walmart located 3 hours away? Ely of course!

by NotJoshy February 8, 2020

Eli

A fat ass

You know Eli ? Yeah man ! Such a fat ass

by M530 August 23, 2023

Eli

Eli is a very indecisive person and never on time,despite its flaws,Eli is very caring and appreciate her friends a lot.
(Eli is also known as Ambulance girl)

« Hey is where’s eli?
-yeah you mean ambulance girl?
-ye
-idk man she always late..
- this girl i swear »

by noteli November 21, 2021

eli glazing

when a person named eli glazes 24/7

that guy is always eli glazing

by womp womp12 April 26, 2024

Eli

Any person who was blessed with the unfortunate name of Eli is officially cursed to be a bottom and a twink for all of eternity.

Matthew: Dude have you seen that new guy named Eli?

Brad: Yeah he’s a total twink!

by Definitely Not Ash October 20, 2019