doing a Stafford

To defecate in a toilet not owned by oneself.

- I had a lot of bran this morning, I'm pretty desperate, thinking of doing a Stafford.
- Dude that's disgusting, put a cork in your ass and go in your own toilet.

by RamRafford August 5, 2010

doing a sean

A semi-sucidal drunken act of stupidity.

Clutching a few wine bottles while drowning. "He is doing a Sean."

by Jack & Sarah & James December 1, 2004

Doing it Live

Deciding how you're going to get home from the bars at the end of the night, instead of designating a driver or finding a place to crash.

"So I don't remember whose turn it is to drive tonight, I guess we'll just do it live."
"Look, man, we can just-"
"-WE'RE DOING IT LIVE!!"

by Randy Suave October 3, 2008

Doing a terrance and phillip

To put your dick into a sleeping persons mouth and take picture

This is worse than that time you put your dick in my mouth and took a picture

by T And P May 3, 2005

doing it like Hulk

When a guy rams into a girl doggy style full trottle while pulling her hair and causing her back to arch in ecstasy, then yelling "HULK SMASH" and slamming his arms on her back with all his might.

Guy: You are not prepared for this!
Girl: What!?
Guy: HULK SMASH!
*crack*
Guy:.....I think I broke her back......thats what i get for Doing it like Hulk

by Omgwtflol1 December 14, 2007

What are you doing step bro!?

The thing you hear your step sis say when she’s stuck in the washer. Expect to hear SWEET HOME ALABAMBA! in the next few seconds then your virginity will be gone forever. Also expect to be on p0rnhub and other p0rn apps

your FBI agent seen enough when he heard WHAT ARE YOU DOING STEP BRO!?

by THErealCOOCIEman March 1, 2021

doing the ton

Traveling at 100 mph or more, particularly on a motorcycle.

We all went up to Aces Cafe on friday, partying and doing the ton back and forth to the roundabout

by LeMansChamp August 26, 2008