not in a million beers

referring to something you would not participate in even if you were impossibly drunk.

"Hey would you bang Sheila?"

"Not in a million beers!"

by Carl Lanser March 20, 2008

beer nuts

Small bowl full of peanuts available at most fine bars, which have been contaminated thouroughly by urine, feces and snot due to lack of handwashing and bowl rotation.

I reached into the bowl of beernuts and found a nice, moist peanut.

by WillowSchnell May 20, 2005

beer poon

A chick whose sole purpose in life is to play beer pong at house or frat parties.

Can often be found in her native environment whoring the far end of the designated pong table drunkenly shaking her hips to some mysterious beat between shots.

THAT GIRL IS SUCH A BEER POON BRAH, WHEN ARE WE GONNA GET TO PLAY

by Ballus Maximus March 20, 2010

Beer Bubble

Noun:

1. The frothy, carbonated bubble(s) found in the first

few sips of ice cold beer.

2. One who thoroughly enjoys the first carbonated

sips of beer. Also known as a beer-a-holic, partial

to the carbonated bubbles.

Verb:

1. The act or use of ingesting the beer bubble.

2. To thrive or reach a level of inebriation derived

from the beer bubbles.

Nouns:

1. That was a the most refreshing beer bubble I've

had in ages.

2. Did you see Jas at the bar? He's a total

beer bubble(r).

Verb:

1. Pamprin' made today a living Hell, you down to

beer bubble tonight?

2. Tear-Bear, check out that hobo beer bubbling.

by Nurse_shalz October 21, 2010

beer murder

See beer murderer and beer massacre.

The murder on a beer.

Guy. Dudes, yesterday i was high at that party and i commited a beer murder. I feel ashamed of myself.

by dickkwikkwek January 6, 2007

ice beer

A lager which requires an extra step in the brewing process after fermentation. The beer is chilled to -4°C to allow ice crystals to form. Thanks to a proprietary process, the beer flows freely through the crystals, which are then removed. Adding this extra step gives the beer a slightly higher alcohol content and a smoother taste.

MMMM...i like to drink ice beer.

by Pavelski8 November 23, 2006

beer polar

A mental Disorder that is caused directly from the consumption of Beer(or any other alcoholic beverages). The characteristics of this affliction are very easy to recognize, ie. the transformation a generally nice and hospitible person to a blubbering lunatic who's every emotional scar and guitly conscience has taken control of them.

"That chicks O.K. when she is sober, but after a few drinks she becomes completely beer polar"

by Eyville April 11, 2008