Pulling in Allen crouch in a Batman costume

While standing in the closet dress is your favorite superhero with a with a hole cut in the crotch watching two people have intercourse you masturbate vigorouslyinto each one of their shoes while maintaining a tight clench on your DC or marvel butt plug. At the end you jump out and say something like Shazam or gee Willis Batman and run away shamed by what you have done Allen crouch

Did you hear that somebody pulling in Allen crouch in a Batman costume the other day not in a pair of f****** doc martens the disgrace the funny thing is is that the butt plug fell out and it was a hello Kitty one not a DC One

by The real McCoy but my name is January 10, 2022

Batman

A stupid introvert who hides out in a cave all day who wants to kill people with green hair.

You're such a Batman!

by DecidueyeOfDoom January 11, 2022

batman

a man who briar sounds like

-- hi have you talked to batman
--why would i do that, its a female
-- good point trump

by ohmaloolo January 15, 2022

Batman

He’s batman

I’m Batman

by M1rk-man May 14, 2022

Batman

Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da
Batman!

"Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da
Batman!"

by memesaregud May 23, 2022

Dusty Batman

A terrible excise for not doing something that you’ve been delaying for weeks.

I totally would have, but I have a dusty Batman. I needed to polish my Batman.

by GingyX3 May 31, 2022

Batman

Anti-gun multi Millionaire who puts on a bat costume at night so he can beat up homeless people.

Batman: "I'm vengeance."

by blo000b June 3, 2022