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by Gay Wanker September 26, 2023
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Wanker-Ts

noun
Abbreviation of "Wanker trackies" - Comfortable slacks worn to facilitate easy access whilst masturbating. Chiefly male in origin.
I'm going home to get my wanker-ts on and pull the head off it.
by MaceKurgan September 28, 2011
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Plank-Wanker

An insult for a snow skier.
Get outta my way you damn plank-wanker, I'm tryna shred.
by lady killaz January 20, 2016
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wanker kebab

An obnoxious loud person, whom derives fun from other people’s confusion or overpowering them mentally although they may be smarter.

They may also feel they are right even though they are greatly wrong-but continue to gloat
by Chloebelle February 9, 2018
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Noble Wanker

Owns a Noble Car. Lives sleeps and breathes Noble. Works away but moved the girlfriend in just to keep an eye on his baby. Removes the steering wheel so nobody can drive it not even himself. Visits the garage daily to smile at his Noble and give it a little polish.
Move in with me babe! You can look after my car when I'm away! Make sure she's safe and sound. I love you but I love the car more or you wouldn't be here...Car sitter! I'm a Noble Wanker!
by Anonanon555 August 11, 2016
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wanker in a bag

A comeback for when you have no other comebacks. Freaking hilarious reactions in a fight.
by #gotsnolife April 24, 2017
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Fashion Wankers

The contemporary fashionista owning their love of fashion and confident enough to be able to laugh at themselves.
The frow was full of fashion wankers.
by TheChicGeek October 1, 2019
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