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spoon lizard

Describes a woman with a pussy so big and loose that the lips of it can wrap around you and spoon you.
Because his girlfriend is such a spoon lizard, he never has to worry about being cold when they are in bed.
by BabeNotBae December 2, 2022
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lizard tail

another word for clit dick
when a girl/trans male or whatever has a vagina but they click big as a fuckin dick
"Yo you bang that chick last night?"
"Nah man she got a fuckin' lizard tail!! That shit was longer than my middle finger!!"
"That's fuckin' nasty dude goddamnnnn!!!"
by umuna September 13, 2016
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Lizard Bread

He's A Lizard, Sneaky, Crawly, And Bread Like? This lizard foe is unlike one of the coolest lizards out there.
All it takes is Two Things, Bread, Lizards, and thus is born the god and lizard itself, Lizard Bread.
by MrCast July 23, 2021
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Lizarded

The act of using a permanent marker or spray paint and covered something in lizard drawings. Made infamous by The Xan Man for hitting school bathrooms everyday until the school hired private investagors and almost caught him so he quit.
The Xan Man lizarded the D-Hall bathroom again.
by Xanax Man December 10, 2018
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Lizard Fuck

When you have been deprived from sex for so long you go looking for a lot lizard. The lizard fuck lot lizard has the most smelly and creamy pussy out there.
Can ask be used as a noun to degrade someone.
Dave: you are looking horny Steve.
Steve: I am so horny I could use a lizard fuck.
Dave: man, you most not get laid often.

Noun: Steve you are a lizard fuck
by hash@55daddie March 6, 2022
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Sticky Lizard

A sex act in which a male unexpectedly ejaculates onto a woman’s leg, and she shakes her leg around to get his semen off.
e.g. Oh my god, last night I had to do a Sticky Lizard after Jake busted a nut all over my leg. It was so gross.
by genericname July 16, 2020
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Lizard

A stupid bi idiot that only likes frogs and would hide in a corner for 2 days if they had to. oh, and lizards dislike people except for their friend group of 3 people. and can’t survive without frogs and discord.
Dude 1: bro ur such a Lizard
Lizard: i know
by lizzy.go.boo April 12, 2022
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