shrek

a old sexy ogre that is sexy asf

girl: eeewww ur a shrek
man: oh gaaawddaamm come here shrek

by defenitly not wesley November 27, 2020

shrek

shrek is a sexy as a mthrfckr that is sexy

man: come here shrek u sexy asf
girl: eeewww ur gay
man: only for shrek

by defenitly not wesley November 27, 2020

Shrek

Your current boyfriend

Is that your boyfriend shrek Yeah and don’t call him that
Does he live in the swamp. Yeah why
He’s ugly as fuck but it makes sense now

by @m.com November 29, 2020

SHREK

SHREK IS AS YUMMY AS MYSELF

MMMMMMMEEEEE SHREK TASTES GOOD

by defenitly not wesley November 30, 2020

shrek

Sexy motherfucker.

Mmmmm shrek is so sexyyyyyyyy

by A old sexy pedo November 30, 2020

Shrek

Shrek is everything but nothing at the same time. Shrek is the whole world's hope for a better life than the actual. Shrek is my life's reason.

200 IQ Guy: I'm gonna watch Shrek tonight.
Dumbass: What the heck is Shrek?
200 IQ Guy: Kills the Dumbass

by onepunchdead April 28, 2020

Shrek

Shrek is God. He is friends with Duke from Tracy beaker who touches kids while preparing his special sauce.

I like Shrek

by Hithereboys April 29, 2020