Late turd abortion

The act of aborting a bowel movement before full evacuation, sometimes mid-release, usually due to other obligations in one’s daily schedule. This often results in an uncomfortable turtlenecking of the rectum until defecation can be resumed.

I went to take a sh*t this morning but had to have a late turd abortion to make it to the meeting on time. Had to clench for 2 hours straight and it was unbearable. But at least my asshole will be stronger for the next one.

by OzzySnozzy October 11, 2021

tea-a-late

the process of making tea

my tea was sitting on the counter tea-a-late-ing

by chris & randy December 14, 2008

Chinchar late

The act of consistently being 3 minutes late, not giving any notice at all, over many years, and not giving any fucks about it.

Tim is going to be Chinchar late today.

by Timsmom September 10, 2019

late in his loafers

Basically queer or crazy or whatever. Cya

Unless he’s late in his loafers, he shouldn’t weAr a pink and green coat, m

by Rowdycat January 11, 2019

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by Try_Hard June 11, 2024

Latee's

Beautiful Smart Independent Strong Loving Hard Working Very Predictable Mood Swings Extra Love To Give

Latee's is a very loving beautiful young lady!!

by anonymous June 6, 2021

Lates

(Not to be confused with the plural of latte)

Later than usual or later than expected

I'm sorry I'm sending you this email so lates.

by Sexydimma March 28, 2021