by Dr.info September 2, 2017
Get the Bite the bullet mug.I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like.
That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!
You have twenty-three hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!
That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!
You have twenty-three hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!
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by jockthecock November 16, 2010
Get the biting the plank mug.Someone who flips a bitch because you talk to her boyfriend often. Believes that in a relationship it's better to have no "guy" friends or "girl" friends that might threaten the relationship. Has makeup that seriously makes her look like a clown and is the most ugly-ass bitch on the face of the planet. Can't take care of her business herself and has her little spy-followers, who are also ugly-ass bitches, take care of her business for her. Won't stand for anything so needs to sit down. Pop a squat, bitch. *insert sound of whip cracking*
Wow, she's Bitchy the Clown today, isn't she?
Good grief, how much of a Bitchy the Clown can someone get??
Good grief, how much of a Bitchy the Clown can someone get??
by winddoesntblowthatway June 5, 2012
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Mark: Yeah! She totally bit the pickle!
Kris: HEY REGINA!
Regina: Yeah, Kris?
Kris: DONT BITE THE PICKLE!
Mark: Yeah! She totally bit the pickle!
Kris: HEY REGINA!
Regina: Yeah, Kris?
Kris: DONT BITE THE PICKLE!
by PickleLover1998 March 19, 2013
Get the Dont Bite The Pickle mug.It means cunnilingus. Bigelow is an old carpet brand. Carpet Munchingand Biting the Bigelow both mean eating pussy.
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