Status-Jacked

When someone logs onto your account and as a joke writes shit that you would never ordinarily say in your status bar, most of it being stuff to make the person look gay.

Matt: "Yo why did you write 'I love cocks' in your fb status last night?"
Jason: "Dude that wasn't me, someone totally status-jacked me!"

by liquidswordsman December 4, 2009

Sturgill status

Noun - a status posted on Facebook for the sole purpose of getting people to comment/people's attentiom

Matt: You see that sturgill status?

Claire: No, what did it say?

Matt: "So I'm thinking about killing myself. Anybody want to talk me out of it or give me their support?"

by Nasty79 January 20, 2011

queen status

When a female or flamboyant gay male is slaying the world in numerous aspects of life.

"Kate is winning in life. She's in queen status! Don't f*ck with her."

by purplxed1 December 25, 2014

amateur status

1) Virginity

2) Ability to take part in amateur tournaments in the game of golf. It is lost upon receipt of money for either playing the game or coaching another player.

1) Hey, Joey! I heard you lost your amateur status with Lauren last night, congratulations!

Guy 1: Hey, how'd things go with that girl at the club last night?
Guy 2: Pretty good, but I didn't do anything to interfere with my amateur status.

2) Tiger Woods lost his amateur status long ago.

by Iacopus Caesar May 4, 2009

fuckboy status

that a person you know mainly guys ,have finally pissed u off and have deemed that you have acheived "fuckboy status"

"you know what man im done, youve officialy reached "fuckboy status"

by junior_knows_best May 14, 2015

trish status

she may be a bitch in wwe right now but god f'ing god allmighty is she HOT!!!!!!!!!!!

I want to literally fuck the life out of her.

by NOT a perv December 18, 2004

Champ Status

the act of being a champion. ie handling your alcohol and handling all the ladies.

That girl was in champ status mode since she drank till 3am, and woke up for work at 6am.

by crazy legs13 January 13, 2011