A member of the Ancient Order of the Guard of Club Lavatories. Those incredibly mystical and powerful brown people who watch you pee and then wash your hands for you. Surprising numbers of them seem to be serial rapists/sex offenders
"No spray no laaay, no spray no laay, we want gash gash gash" - Toilet Guardian
"Be quiet, Toilet Guardian" - person
"Be quiet, Toilet Guardian" - person
by twigulus October 23, 2011
When you go into a men's restroom and look at the urinals, there's always the child sized one that you will inevitably be stuck with.
The Tonka Toilet's name is derived from the ever popular Tonka Toys that children play with.
The Tonka Toilet's name is derived from the ever popular Tonka Toys that children play with.
In the movie "Billy Madison" Adam Sandler goes to elementary school. He was stuck with a restroom full of Tonka toilets.
by jlawthelarson October 02, 2009
A phrase normally found scribbled on the stall walls of a public toilet, followed by a magical command to "look left" where the seated participant will be greeted with the words "look right" compelled to do so by the confidence in which it is written, the cycle continues until the player either catches on to the fact that this will never end or...... dies on the seat due to dehydration and starvation.
by Onlydog January 04, 2019
When flushed pages of a photocopied raw manuscript that an unscrupulous math publisher had illegally obtained from a competitor’s editor or agent were found clogging the toilet.
On a surprise visit to Winning Math Publishing, the FBI found proof of toilet math taking place upon their arrival to their premises.
by Fasters February 15, 2022
To stall for time by staying in the toilet stall after finishing your business, until other people in the bathroom have left, to avoid the awkward encounter.
Toilet stalling: "I was taking a crap, and then I heard the boss come in, so I toilet-stalled until he left."
by wicked son December 16, 2011
A person who is generally regarded as having good energy who gives it away freely to those who need to heal, but to a fault. Thus resulting in being the designated healer, while constantly eating everyone else’s shit.
Tori used Brian as an energy toilet one too many times and he finally snapped and shit it all back down her throat! That’s why she hates him. It wasn’t his fault, he only wanted to help.
by deememetee March 11, 2021
vic: ok breakfast is ready!
joe: *eats all the pancakes*
vic:
joe:
joe 2:
vic: ok fine we’re having toilet burgers now *grabs burgers and dunks them in the toilet*
joe: *eats all the pancakes*
vic:
joe:
joe 2:
vic: ok fine we’re having toilet burgers now *grabs burgers and dunks them in the toilet*
by drop of dawn & grease is gone December 04, 2018