Toilet Bandit

Crack head in Houston that ran around town stealing all the valves off the public toilets for crack money.

The Toilet Bandit struck again, all the valves are gone!

by Robbiesbj July 29, 2021

paper toilet

when somebody has to shit bad but everyone is in the bathrooms so they get a piece of paper and shit on it

oh shit i gotta shit but everyones in the shitters. oh ima make a paper toilet

by kyle the pinger May 16, 2013

Toilet games

Those stupid app games that you only play because you're bored on the toilet.

Guy 1: Hey man you tried that new golf phone game?
Guy 2: Yeah! That's one of my toilet games! Lol

by Karab okama August 11, 2019

pussy toilet

Literally the meaning of Dusty.

Dusty: I dont tan, i burn
Person 1: stfu you're literally such a pussy toilet smh

by kghjdfnlmsn July 2, 2022

to Drown the toilet

To take a water shit

I got diarrhea from those tacos last night and had to drown the toilet this morning.

by Mr. santorum May 24, 2012

Toilet paper

Something that has been out of stock just about everywhere this year.

example:
someone: *carries 5 bags of toilet paper out of store*
shelves: *empty*
~the next day~
*lorry comes with bags of toilet paper just as the store opens*
everyone runs into the store, grabbing all the toilet paper they can carry.
someone else: iS iT bLaCk FrIdAy?

by vibing.moth385 March 14, 2020

Toilet Tail

When you wipe your butt with fragile toilet paper and it tears, leaving a long piece of toilet paper streaming out of your butt.

I bought this new toilet paper and I get toilet tail from it every time I go number 2.

by supertaco2000 August 2, 2015