Status-Jacked

When someone logs onto your account and as a joke writes shit that you would never ordinarily say in your status bar, most of it being stuff to make the person look gay.

Matt: "Yo why did you write 'I love cocks' in your fb status last night?"
Jason: "Dude that wasn't me, someone totally status-jacked me!"

by liquidswordsman December 4, 2009

negro status

Whether or not a person is black.

The young child believed that listening to rap music would elevate his negro status.

by Tom Nguyen December 20, 2007

Sturgill status

Noun - a status posted on Facebook for the sole purpose of getting people to comment/people's attentiom

Matt: You see that sturgill status?

Claire: No, what did it say?

Matt: "So I'm thinking about killing myself. Anybody want to talk me out of it or give me their support?"

by Nasty79 January 20, 2011

Crispy Status

Crispy status is bein able to avoid ANY activity including sex drugs and clubs to be on irc and still be cool, Crispy status also allows you to join irc at ANY age and still be cool.. with Crispy status you can be any brand of geek or nerd and still have fans

dcieVe` and om3ga will one day have Crispy status

by dcieve September 4, 2008

fuckboy status

that a person you know mainly guys ,have finally pissed u off and have deemed that you have acheived "fuckboy status"

"you know what man im done, youve officialy reached "fuckboy status"

by junior_knows_best May 14, 2015

trish status

she may be a bitch in wwe right now but god f'ing god allmighty is she HOT!!!!!!!!!!!

I want to literally fuck the life out of her.

by NOT a perv December 18, 2004

Champ Status

the act of being a champion. ie handling your alcohol and handling all the ladies.

That girl was in champ status mode since she drank till 3am, and woke up for work at 6am.

by crazy legs13 January 13, 2011