southern shackles

When a girl is performing oral sex while upside down, and you use her holes like handcuffs.

“This girl was so filthy, she let me give er the southern shackles last night”

by Hellshipk2500 January 16, 2024

bitter southerner

After work no teeth blowjob when the guys hasn’t showered all day.

Amy gave Chris a bitter southerner before heading home to shower and hit the happy hours.

by anonymous December 28, 2023

southern wet willie

The intimate licking of someones anal rim, or insertion of tongue or salivated finger.

While she was sleeping he gave her a southern wet Willie, and she awoke surprised by the intimate touch.

by thecraklin March 3, 2015

Southern Bigots

When, during intercourse, a woman farts and queefs simultaneously. Undoubtedly the man simply shakes his head and leaves.

Todd: Man, I'm just irritated with women these days.
Ted: Why's that?
Todd: Last night I was making this beautiful girl, then without any warning Southern bigots just burst through the room.
Ted: Please tell me you left...
Todd: Even a, "pardon me," wouldn't have kept me in her. She obviously was never taught manners.

by AmericanoEnchilado August 7, 2012

Southern Straw

A male sexual appendage, usually in the southern region.

“Hey, Sandy. Have you sipped on that southern straw yet?”

“No, but I will when he comes over tonight.”

by WhiteClaw4eva September 21, 2019

Southern Scuba Dive

When you take a shit and then while your girlfriend is on her hands and knees, you fuck her in the ass while holding her face down in the toilet.

Guy: Dude last night me and the girl did a southern scuba dive.

Friend: that's nasty man.

by Vundaba October 21, 2011

southern chilli ring

When you dip your dick in queso dip and beans and fuck her in the ass.

" My boyfriend gave me the hottest southern chilli ring ever last night"

by Cockyball043 June 10, 2024