pandasexual

Pretty simple here. When you only identify as someone who has sex with pandas, but you accept all different forms of sexuality. The difference between pansexual and pandasexual is that you have a lust for anything white and black, you are exceptionally biracial. Pandasexual will bring everyone together...

Todd: Hey man let's go to the zoo today!
Pierce: Yeah man...I am feeling it.
Todd: What do you mean man?
Pierce: Pandas man. I need more pandas. I am on a dry spell.
Todd: Ugh I forgot you're pandasexual.
Pierce: I just came...in my panda...I mean pants...

by austinramenvegan November 9, 2017

Pansexsual

Someone he has a pan fetish,

Billy: why’s that guy fucking a pan.

Tom: Bruh he can do what ever he wants, so what if he fucks pans. He’s a pansexsual.

by Pablo Escobar the Cocaine man February 7, 2020

Chaos Pansexuals

Someone who is attracted, romantically/sexually/platonically, to anyone of any gender identity. But they are marked by a constant vortex of evolving and confusing attachments and connections. Often they are ethically non-monogamous or polyamorous. Also, often confused with disaster bisexuals.

"How are all my disaster bisexuals and chaos pansexuals doing tonight?!?" -local burlesque host starting the show

by ResidentChaosPansexual February 24, 2022

Pamsexual

A way of pretending you're not gay, by liking boys and girls.

I'm not gay, I like to look at pictures of Pamela Anderson while I'm being stuffed in the arse, I'm Pamsexual.

by Piggfrog October 20, 2022

iansexual

When you are massively obsessed with Ian Gallagher.

Bro sorry, I’m iansexual.

by Limariiiibars December 31, 2020

Pesexual

Pronounced "Pasexual"

Someone who's attraction is not define by gender, they just like people. It is different to bisexual because they say they like men and women.
A "Pesexual" just likes people.

Person 1: "So you're bisexual?"
Person 2: "No I'm... into people. I'm pesexual"
Person 1: "Ohhh!"

by PeopleExciteMe June 5, 2011

Vansexual

when you're sexually attracted to vans

Are you vansexual?

by lucyyyyyyyyyyyy s November 7, 2018