Inserting a human males penis where another human male peniss' has been. An inanimate object is the true definition. I.E.: a jar of Vasoline.
"Docking" but without one of the docks.
original reddit.com thread by CherrrryCola
"Docking" but without one of the docks.
original reddit.com thread by CherrrryCola
subject A: "Oh man, I 'borrowed' my buddy's Vasoline jar and look what I saw!"
-picture of a Vasoline jar with a definitive "PAEYNESS" imprint in it.
(the actual "Ghost Docking" procedure is complete whence subject A inserts his PAEYNESS into/upon where his "buddies" man-tool once poked.) EEEWWWWWW!
-picture of a Vasoline jar with a definitive "PAEYNESS" imprint in it.
(the actual "Ghost Docking" procedure is complete whence subject A inserts his PAEYNESS into/upon where his "buddies" man-tool once poked.) EEEWWWWWW!
by tronn4 March 3, 2012
Get the Ghost Dockingmug. when:
-the dock in OSX is set to 'magnify' the icons on mouse-over more than 10%,
-your dock icons are too big (larger than 20% is offensive unless you are blind or have a monitor the size of an iPhone)
-you use the 'genie' effect on minimize
all of the above is annoying.
-the dock in OSX is set to 'magnify' the icons on mouse-over more than 10%,
-your dock icons are too big (larger than 20% is offensive unless you are blind or have a monitor the size of an iPhone)
-you use the 'genie' effect on minimize
all of the above is annoying.
Yo! Funkquisha has some serious dock bling, bitch better learn to minimize those icons...Sheeeeeeeeet....
by dr.light September 27, 2010
Get the dock blingmug. by Chewpa miculo September 25, 2021
Get the Dockingmug. A situation in the board game Puerto Rico, when during the Captain Phase of the game, a player opts to ship his goods in such a way as to prevent another player from having access to one of the three allotted ships.
John: "I could ship my tobacco on the ship already containing tobacco, but instead I choose to place my one corn on the large ship so that you can't get any points."
Mary: "Oh man, you are such a dock block!"
Mary: "Oh man, you are such a dock block!"
by LlordLlama October 16, 2012
Get the Dock Blockmug. Ranger docking-
Military Personnel on mission, or in a FTX-
2 males, 1 circumcised, 1 not. Place the tips of their penises together, slide the foreskin over the circumcised penis, making a successful dock. With free hands, firing weapons and letting the vibration do the work.
It's not gay if you're on mission or in the field a while.
Military Personnel on mission, or in a FTX-
2 males, 1 circumcised, 1 not. Place the tips of their penises together, slide the foreskin over the circumcised penis, making a successful dock. With free hands, firing weapons and letting the vibration do the work.
It's not gay if you're on mission or in the field a while.
Michael begged to be ranger docked after a 30 day FTX was extended halfway through. Jason slid up to him, they were ranger docking for hours until the ran out of ammo, and the OPFOR overtook them.
by TxHuey June 4, 2017
Get the Ranger dockingmug. Just like space docking except with a toe. The act of placing your foresking over your partners toe.
Aka doing the Buck Rodgers.
Aka doing the Buck Rodgers.
Guy 1: So totally got my missus last night with a Buck Rodgers.
Guy 2: What do you mean?
Guy 1: I totally space docked her toe while she wasnt looking.
Guy 2: "High-Five" Toe docking, way to go you creep.
Guy 1: Cheesy grin...
Guy 2: What do you mean?
Guy 1: I totally space docked her toe while she wasnt looking.
Guy 2: "High-Five" Toe docking, way to go you creep.
Guy 1: Cheesy grin...
by Legen-Dezza August 2, 2016
Get the Toe dockingmug. The result of having intercorse with a woman after docking with a dude. The residual semen from docking a dude gets trapped in the forskin, then released into the vagina. Thus, causing a pregnancy.
by The Axxhole January 22, 2017
Get the Docking babymug.