Refers to a kid that gets the new Call of Duty game for Christmas. They typically get destroyed in pub matches by the people that preordered the game.
Me: oh boy it’s that time of year where the christmas noobs raid the lobbies. oh wait there ain’t gonna be any christmas noobs because they added skill based matchmaking
by JarvisBanned December 16, 2020

Some Guy: You must be a pro in this game, I mean you've been playing for a long time now.
Player: Nah i'm just an experienced noob.
Player: Nah i'm just an experienced noob.
by Saburō May 4, 2020

A mlg person. This person is not a noob and is in fact the complete opposite. They are absolutely awesome at everything.
by The one and only Olivia December 16, 2015

1. a noob squid is a rare animal that dwells at the bottom of the sea. Its a very gelatinous creature.
2. used as an insult.
3. an awesome handshake
4. a great form of dance much like ballet
2. used as an insult.
3. an awesome handshake
4. a great form of dance much like ballet
1. The noob squid is a bottom feeder much like a catfish
2. you are such a noob squid
3. Noob Squid Handshake! *High five that is not to make contact but instead is to be pulled back. The hand is to be folded in half and float away like a squid*
4. "Did you see Molly at the dance?" "Yeah she was doing the noob squid!" "That dance is awesome!"
2. you are such a noob squid
3. Noob Squid Handshake! *High five that is not to make contact but instead is to be pulled back. The hand is to be folded in half and float away like a squid*
4. "Did you see Molly at the dance?" "Yeah she was doing the noob squid!" "That dance is awesome!"
by buzzbuzzo December 20, 2009

When someone thinks they're good/the best at a game when they are really just a noob. They will continue to argue with you, trying to explain how they are better without any proof. When you end up beating them/doing better than them they will still continue to make excuses as to how they are better.
Nikko: I don't understand how you're beating me, I'm better than you at this game!
Mikey: It's all good you're in noob denial
Nikko: Nope you just got lucky lets play again
Mikey: It's all good you're in noob denial
Nikko: Nope you just got lucky lets play again
by rekless91 August 14, 2010

This term is used commonly in crypto trading. It described a newbie trader that goes all in into risky coins (that are usual scams) like TRX. Also doesn't do any research & doesn't care what he is buying, until he receives -80% slap on his investment.
Example 1:
A: My friend went all in into TRX. He doesn't know it's a scam.
B: He is such a kamikaze noob, he is going to get rekt so hard.
Example 2:
A: Suppoman pumps his coins so hard.
B: Well yeah, he has many kamikaze noobs under his belt.
A: My friend went all in into TRX. He doesn't know it's a scam.
B: He is such a kamikaze noob, he is going to get rekt so hard.
Example 2:
A: Suppoman pumps his coins so hard.
B: Well yeah, he has many kamikaze noobs under his belt.
by kobilica March 7, 2018

When you're playing a game or performing some other skilled activity, and a loss of focus, distraction, stress, or any combination of similar factors results in a rapid and uncharacteristic loss of skill or finesse. You start making noob mistakes.
"He was playing well for a while, but then he made a mistake or two and started noobing out. He totally blew it at the end."
by binarymike July 8, 2011
