baby monke

A monke that is a baby

William was just born, he's a baby monke

by Wechatwang November 22, 2021

Dutch Monk

An all male 3-way-69

I went home with these two guys and we Dutch Monked for hours. It was so hot!

by TheDumpTruck February 03, 2021

Return to monke

Kind of like Flowers for Algernon, another excuse not to have respect another person never needed in the first place for some retard.

You think the guy should move to a cabin in Montana and change his name to Ted, perhaps talk about getting a sex change like Ted? Would that make him return to monke with no y at the end? It's great when people actually know what the fuck they are talking about.

by The Original Agahnim December 30, 2021

Gurgling Monk

A scrappy little Savage skater, usually riding a wood with a Dickfish on it.
also likes to play halo and feltch mountain dew.

"Bro, Gurgling Monk's got that trick down!"
"Kinda like when he Feltched mountain dew out of that sexy bitches ass."

by AlbinOxRhino November 24, 2012

sex monke

The act of fucking a girl sensesly making monkey noises and screaming

“Dude last night I gave my girl the sex monke”

by Reeeeman2021 June 15, 2021

Monke Disease

Symptoms: monke

Man1: Monke sounds
Man2: What?
Man3: Don't speak to him, he has monke disease.
Man2: Oh ok

by aminofficial February 13, 2021

shit monke

no

ur a shit monke

by IADYuiesDDHAUEIe March 23, 2021