Michael 

He is ugly.

He is such a Michael

Michael by AndIOop666 January 3, 2020

Michael 

A simp

Man Michael is such a simp.

Michael by PixelGMR March 21, 2020

Michael 

He is a big day jerk.

I met up with Michael today and he was a big fat jerk to me.

Michael by Sad bill sally July 13, 2020

Michael 

Michael is a very fat and bald guy. Michael is from Chicago and loves Chicago sports teams. He is also bald

Your being a Michael right now

Michael by bigdickmemo October 27, 2020

michael 

An absolute bellend

ah damn. that Michael kid is a right bellend

michael by mike the dick June 16, 2017

Michael 

A name that over 4,000,000 people in the U.S. alone have. Is in the top 3 most common names in the U.S. Michael's are generally very awkward and sensitive and will overexaggerate anything possible.

Yeah, Michael just being his normal, dorky self.

Michael by someotherkid2021 October 15, 2017

Michael 

a person with a white face who is open to everyone and hates getting ear rape by people that can't sing. has a special thot spray(how spray) for himself when he knows he has caught the disease.

"omg is that the contagious goat with the thot disease....Michael?"

Michael by hi im wasabi March 28, 2018