The Wrong Mermaid

a. A merperson (usually a woman) who is the inverse of prevalent cultural depictions of merpeople: the front half of a fish attached at the waist to the bottom half of a person.
b. A sexual position based on this depiction, in which one partner is immobilized from the waist up, by tight swaddling with blankets.

Behind the door, I was shocked to find The Wrong Mermaid: Gwen immobilized on the couch, torso rolled tightly in Mom's quilt. Compromising as the position was, the back of Denise's head kept me from being forever traumatized by the sight of my pantsless sibling. I shut my eyes and pressed through to the hall.

by ExCognita March 25, 2023

indiana mud mermaid

Nigger

It's a bit surprising, then, that there is such a long and rich history of Hoosier cryptids. indiana mud mermaid

by Icantthunkifauswrnamw May 18, 2023

dirty water mermaid

A female from the dirty waters witches is loyal to Mike / aka his dirty sex slave

She is my dirty water mermaid

by Dirty water legend April 24, 2024

the Dutchmans' mermaids flying crunchy coin purse

Known what is with a little imagination. Performed by hopefully 2 consenting adult preferably in private but not always.

Person 1 "That dude they says is into the Dutchmans' mermaids flying crunchy coin purse."

Person 2 " Huh. Never took them for the type. Hope that they find happiness in it."

by TheDudeAbidesAgain May 3, 2024

Monitor and Merrimack

A sexual act where two people adorn themselves in plate mail armor (or many cast iron skillets if on a budget) and throw bowling balls at each other.

The name is a reference to a naval battle in the American Civil War where the first two ironclad ships fought to a draw in a very sexy battle.

"Myself and my second-favorite harlot, Margaret, engaged in a rousing round of Monitor and Merrimack last evening."

by Hitfoot Bigman November 26, 2025

Freda N. Merikan

A woman of substance that knows how to sweat blood to survive. Sweetest person you'll ever meet. Kindest heart always giving and looking out for others. This lady can socialize with anyone. She is the life-line of her family and the only one. Loyal to no end loves while heartedly wears her heart on her sleeve. She always has time to listen, and is a shoulder to cry on. Although emotionally confined, she dreams big and enriches herself with whatever resources are available. Always willing to embark on an adventure and push through her boundaries. This undaunted girl is blind to limits and carries the world bravely on her shoulders. Life does not get her down. She's a homemaker and excels at crafts. A sturdy, headstrong, and unrelenting person. Resourceful at every opportunity and a fighter, Freda never ceases to amaze. Not to mention sexy as ever most beautiful with a smile to die for. Very intelligent and interesting. Someone you will never forget. To know her is to love her. Easy to call friend with a heart of pure gold. . She's a peace loving soul who wishes well on all. Keep her close, she's a great companion and she is definitely a keeper.

She's a wonderful person with lovely voice when it come to singing.

P/s she would spent her time just to scroll over her sociomed and laugh herself out that's Freda N. Merikan

by Eg M. H November 23, 2021

Freda N. Merikan

A woman of substance that knows how to sweat blood to survive.Sweetest person you'll ever meet. Kindest heart always giving and looking out for others . This lady can socialize with anyone. She is the life-line of her family one and only.She always has time to listen, and is a shoulder to cry on. Although emotionally confined, she dreams big and enriches herself with whatever resources are available. Always willing to embark on an adventure and push through her boundaries. This undaunted gal is blind to limits and carries the world bravely on her shoulders. Life does not get her down. She's a homemaker and excels at crafts. A sturdy, headstrong, and unrelenting person. Resourceful at every opportunity and a fighter. Freda never ceases to amaze. Easy to call friend with a heart of pure gold.Loyal to no end loves while heartedly wears her heart on her sleeve. Not to mention sexy as ever most beautiful with a smile to die for,kindness and gratitude are her rewards. Very intelligent and interesting. Someone you will never forget. To know her is to love her .This is a peace loving soul who wishes well on all. Keep her close, she's a great companion and she is definitely a keeper.

P/s i bet you jaw dropping when she start singing..lovely voice she had.

Freda N. Merikan will spent her time just to scrolling through her sociomed and laugh herself out

by Eg M. H November 25, 2021