matthew sgroi

"The Rat King"

"He who swims in nutella and eats only the whitest of bread." - Matthew Sgroi

by Tonalp Drumd November 12, 2016

Matthew

An all around stand up guy. He is funny and can be pretty stupid at times. Not always charming in his ways but the same can't be said for his looks. He is the life of the party always pumping it up and knows exactly when something is wrong just by looking at the person of interest. He can always solve that problem no matter what lengths he must go to. His sense of humor isn't always the best but nothing gets him down. An example would be, " Well my grandmother died. Oh well I just knew shed kick the bucket soon!". Can be odd at times and like to make people laugh with corny and trashy jokes.

Damn that Matthew kid is dope af.

by Drek and Shronkey May 21, 2018

Matthew

Matthew is a kind of odd person. Once he likes he likes something he gets creepily obsessed and and never lets go. If you meet a man named Matthew you shud probobaly run.

Wow Matthew stop getting so obsessed giulia ur being such a Matthew.

by Mathew Sharpless December 14, 2018

Matthew

That friend that always looks tired. He has a lot of hair and forgets a lot of things. He isn’t that good a paying attention either

Me: Matthew did you hear that?
Matthew: you where talking?

by Corn on my hand December 12, 2018

Matthew

The most annoying, high-pitched prick in the entire universe and beyond. Stay a far distance away from this monstrosity. Be warned: You may get Ebola if you are between 15-20 meters radius.

The class: Oh my effing god, look at Matthew It's disgusting

by -The Awesome Person! October 23, 2017

Matthew

Matthew is generally a goat and if he’s gay he can go die in a fire but if u have a good Matthew hell do anything for you

Matthew I love you baby

by Dale dobback November 12, 2020

Matthew

Two different types: #1 is a sexy beautiful creature who can lure u in just by looking at them for the first time. #2 is annoying and disgusting I don't think

That he takes showeres

When u see #1 Matthew: he's so Charming I love him... Let me go talk to him

When u see #2 Matthew: eeewww Matthew let me run away before he sees me and tries to talk to me

by HellaBella!!! November 13, 2018