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Kevin

the name of someone who thinks he is funny
kevin thinks hes funny i hope he gets hit by 20 trucks on the highway and his body is eaten by predators so that he doesnt get a funeral and nobody knows hes dead
by clayxbh December 3, 2019
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Kevin

A KEVIN is more than a person. KEVIN is a state of mind for people who reject social expectations and say "No Way in Hecking Heck" when failure knocks on their door. The term KEVIN was coined when the KEVIN MOVEMENT went live on instagram and the world has never been the same. KEVIN's don't drink olive oil and aspire to be like Kevin the Sea Cucumber from Spongebob Squarepants.
Look at that amazing girl, she's so KEVIN
by @TheKevinMovement January 28, 2020
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Kevin

Gay asian boy who sucks at fortnite and rages a lot
No skin 1: I played with Kevin in playground yesterday
No skin 2: how did it go
No skin 1: I killed him so many times that he rage quit.
by Xxfortniteplayer69420xX September 25, 2018
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Kevin

Kevin is the type of person who is dishonest and he would always postpone promises and never keep them. Although he is sometimes nice I would never trust him with personal things.
Random Person: What type of person are you?
Me: A Kevin
by Kevin Yeet July 31, 2019
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Kevin

A guy who is rude and also says that you have some weird fetishes . Like how rude. Also a Kevin is someone who has long "loins"(as said by kevin) . A Kevin has two sides to him which neither are good let's be honest one is annoying and the other changes him into Kevan the angry man OH and he has a weird ingrown toenail and isn't afraid to tell you the details about it
OH that toenail looks like a Kevin

Oh god look it KEVAN THE ANGRY MAN RUN BITCH

Thank you
by memequeennumberone February 10, 2019
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Kevin

That one kid that semi cool but one you get to know him he a sweetie. Does not attend school. But when he does it always a good time
Hey Kevin comin to school

Yeah man I am

Cool man
by Alex T August 16, 2016
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Kevin

There is no other like a Kevin. You will never hear a cross word said about a kevin.when you see a kevinthis nice warm glow embodies you with ecstasy rendering you powerless (that's a good thing), for a Kevin knows just exactly what to do making your bodytremble waiting and wanting more his gentle touch, the loving estatic way he caresses your body, a love like no other protective of every inch of your body so as no one will ever harm you ever again. To have a kevinmakes you the envy of everyone man and woman a like. For a Kevin will never harm you only supply you with great immense pleasure making it impossible not to fall in love with a kevin. A kevin is of the rarest breed, so if you find yourself in the midst of a Kevin grab a Holt brace yourself for the most intense pleasure you could ever imagine and then multiply that times infinity for you are about to be Kevin's one of the most awesome experiences one could ever dream of for you truly are the luckiest girl in the world.
#PERFECT #AWESOME. #CRYSTALLOVESHERSOMEKEVIN
by CRYSJOY June 13, 2017
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