Al: Man does your car stink.
Zach: Yeah I know. I gave Carl from accounting ride to work this morning, he said he was running late so had to skip the shower.
Al: Smells like a case of the revenge of the heated seat.
Zach: Next time I am telling him to get his rank ass on the bus.
Zach: Yeah I know. I gave Carl from accounting ride to work this morning, he said he was running late so had to skip the shower.
Al: Smells like a case of the revenge of the heated seat.
Zach: Next time I am telling him to get his rank ass on the bus.
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