Deck

To fall, trip or almost hurt yourself.

*trips over object; falls to ground*
Bruh, you just decked it!

by ZekeTheSinger October 17, 2015

Big Deck Energy

Having the skills to make big, bold, and compelling Power Point presentations.

Kevin's got that 'BDE'... Big Deck Energy, so the execs love him...

by -=v00d00=- March 19, 2024

Third Deck Challenge

The act of jumping from the third story of your barracks in hopes of ending it all or fucking your body up with regards to the bullshit you just experienced. There is a likelihood that you will be on suicide watch for a fat ass minute and won’t do anything cool.

PFC: “Fuck man, my orders say I’m being sent to Cherry Point.”
LCPL: “Get fucked. Im heading straight to Oki, nerd.
PFC: “Swear to god I’m gonna Third Deck Challenge myself not even kidding”

by PFCKimchi February 17, 2022

decked

to fall on the ground humourously

my mate decked it at the club last night, they were so drunk

by kfj;k4fj4 November 16, 2021

Top Deck

Top deck...

Refers to the male genetalia, where half is lighter than the other half.Usually the balls and half the shaft is brown or darker and the top is lighter, like a Cadbury Top Deck chocolate.

Also applies to when the whole of the man's genetalia is darker than the rest of his body.

"omg girl, I made out with him finally and he has a top deck"

He looked at his dick and realised he was a top deck

He was white as snow but he was swinging the top deck

by TopDeck August 20, 2022

Decking

For something or someone to be really nice or good looking

Her nails are decking.
Her hair is decking.
She is decking.

by The imperial skateboard p April 23, 2021

Powerwash My Deck

I want you to suck my dick.

Him: Powerwash my deck with your mouth
Her: *gug gug gug*

by Powerwashing April 15, 2019