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by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 6, 2025
Get the 《¤》Spartan《¤》Helmets《¤》Are《¤》Bookmarks《¤》With《¤》Tassles《¤》mug. The term used to describe when a mans penis curves upward, the curvature tending to be more dramatic toward the head or 'helmet."
While spending quality time with my boyfriend, he became aroused while we made out on his bed. I yanked off his pants, surprised to see that his dick had a happy-helmet. It was practically smiling up at me.
by BombadierBillyGoat April 22, 2011
Get the Happy-helmetmug. by catnoelle April 22, 2017
Get the Helmetmug. To depress one's forehead with the end of your penis leaving a german helmet stamp imprint on the recipient.
by Backsack Bob March 19, 2014
Get the german helmet stampmug. A baseball helmet without ear protection. It was reverse-named as such because restaurants would have promotions serving nachos in toy baseball helmets that looked similar. Reggie Jackson is a famous purveyor of this lid.
by Craig M99 August 3, 2023
Get the nacho helmetmug. When a man is performing anal sex and upon pulling out discovers there is shit caked under/around his penis head.
by Cooptastic November 20, 2015
Get the shit on my helmetmug. by datbaedoe December 15, 2013
Get the helmetmug.