Dan: Hey how was Happy Feet last night? I heared you only had like two minutes.
Matt: All i have to say is that "the whale" gives very good Speed Helmet
Matt: All i have to say is that "the whale" gives very good Speed Helmet
by mx, dp September 21, 2007
When a guy has a morning wood, sits to take a shit and the tip of him penis touches the edge of a toilet.
by Mctip March 25, 2016
When a many places half a passionfruit over the end of his erect penis, then proceeds to have anal or vaginal sex.
Note: It's advised to use a ripe passionfruit that isn't too tart and a condom to hold the passionfruit half in place. If lost inside this becomes a vegan diva cup.
Note: It's advised to use a ripe passionfruit that isn't too tart and a condom to hold the passionfruit half in place. If lost inside this becomes a vegan diva cup.
Oliver: Hey man, I've been trying it on with girl but I think my cock's too small, I can barely keep her wet. I asked the women in sex shop but she just laughed at me.
Mike: No worries mate, I've never had that problem, but I know just the thing. Give her the old Passionate Helmet, use half for a Pornstar Martini for her and half for your pink sausage and she'll be foaming like a Costa Coffee. Just for God sake put a rubber over it, you don't want her getting stuck with a vegan diva cup.
Oliver: Wow, cheers mate!
Mike: No worries mate, I've never had that problem, but I know just the thing. Give her the old Passionate Helmet, use half for a Pornstar Martini for her and half for your pink sausage and she'll be foaming like a Costa Coffee. Just for God sake put a rubber over it, you don't want her getting stuck with a vegan diva cup.
Oliver: Wow, cheers mate!
by PassionateSon April 21, 2020
by Jade217 February 10, 2016
On our last floating trip, my wife gave me such an amazing river helmet, that I ejaculated in her mouth.
by Cinnamon N Spice July 30, 2023
by Cinnamon N Spice July 30, 2023
The term used to describe when a mans penis curves upward, the curvature tending to be more dramatic toward the head or 'helmet."
While spending quality time with my boyfriend, he became aroused while we made out on his bed. I yanked off his pants, surprised to see that his dick had a happy-helmet. It was practically smiling up at me.
by BombadierBillyGoat April 04, 2011