helmet job

A blow job given while a condom is on the penis

"my girl hates the taste of sperm so she gave me a helmet job"

by scrotostretch October 21, 2009

helmet

1. shave your head
2. cover it in baby oil
3. from a distance of about 10 feet, run right into your girlfriend's vagina

that is a helmet

by ffffffffffffefffffffffffffffff November 20, 2009

Happy-helmet

The term used to describe when a mans penis curves upward, the curvature tending to be more dramatic toward the head or 'helmet."

While spending quality time with my boyfriend, he became aroused while we made out on his bed. I yanked off his pants, surprised to see that his dick had a happy-helmet. It was practically smiling up at me.

by BombadierBillyGoat April 22, 2011

helmet chew

Helmet Chew - The act of a novice or rookie performing fellatio on an uncircumcised penis, and chewing on the excess skin during a flaccid moment.

History: Found most commonly among drunk girls after they have had sex with drunk guys

I woke up thinking I had stuck my cock in a grinder, she helmet chewed me last night and in the morning to wake me up.

or

She has a helmet chewing attitude.

by Rudrafter June 4, 2010

broken helmet

A decent body, but ugly face.

She has a really hot body, but those burn scars are worse than a broken helmet

by PapaJBranford June 4, 2010

Squirrel Helmets

A Death Metal/Ghettotech/Spanish Pop band from London who's name came about when their drummer Rodney bent down to lick his nuts and hit his head. So they started wearing helmets. Thus, the name Squirrel Helmets.

Jeff:"Hey Martin, do you want to go to the Slipknot concert?

Martin:"Nah man. I saw them last night. Let's go see the Squirrel Helmets!"

Jeff:"I slept with your dog!"

Martin:"Fantastic!"

by blake moseley June 29, 2007

scratched helmet

A chic (or a guy) with a hot body, but a messed up face.

A Scratched Helmet is otherwise known as Paper Bag Sexy, someone who is Hot Below the Neck....

by Lydia Z January 5, 2009