pretend friday

The last day of work before any sort of holiday starts that isn't an actual Friday. Also applicable to any form of a day off from something.

Colleague 1: Are you working tomorrow?
Colleague 2: Hell no! Today's pretend Friday

by Hello Kitty 74 April 17, 2019

friday shit

The most important shit break of the week, sometimes semi painful. Usually a toilet buster.

"Dude I've gotta take my friday shit , I'm scared"

"Bro, you're gonna feel like a million fucking bucks"

by TheSleeperThatHaunts May 14, 2016

Beanie Friday

Beanie Friday is A School of Rock Port Jefferson tradition in which during the whole season of winter every Friday you gotta wear a beanie.

HOLY SHIT ITS MF BEANIE FRIDAY~Sean R

by Secret Santa;) December 17, 2022

slack friday

Skipping out on the shopping frenzy of After Thanksgiving Sales to relax.

I'm sorry you had to work on slack Friday.

by Mikyjocrowbar November 26, 2017

wanking friday

When working a full week so much that the thought of being friday makes you and your colleagues suffer from a compulsive will to masturbate all the day.

"Happy wanking friday fuckers !"

by Willy Friday Wanker September 25, 2015

executive Friday

n. Any day of the week, usually a Friday or Monday, where you decide to suddenly call in sick or take a vacation day out of a sense of entitlement and pure, unadulterated laziness.

v. To take an executive Friday

I have an important meeting early this morning and people are going to be really upset if I'm not there, but the urge to sleep in is overwhelming. Looks like I'll be taking an executive Friday.

by misskj March 15, 2009

Ranger Friday

Ranger Friday is a Friday for Rangers. Only absolute studs can participate in Ranger Friday. On Ranger Friday you can skip work and eat Panda Express. RLTW

Hey Nik, wanna go celebrate Ranger Friday at Panda?

by BugClappa September 29, 2023