Fantasy Docking

The filthy act of one man day dreaming about banging a super hot woman and then realizing that he is in fact fucking another mans penis.
Reamer tried to imagine that he was getting it on with Lindsey L. (pre-coked out crackwhore status) and was rubbing her breasts when all of a sudden he realized she had really hairy tits and her cooter felt funny too, then he realized he was just fantasy docking again and had is cock shoved in the cap of his hairy buddy Rosco's schlong... He came anyway
by ScoobaSteveTX November 03, 2010
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Dock Squeeker

A woman so big you can hear her walking on the dock before you can see her.
Did you hear that? It must be a dock squeeker comin.
by D.isfor.Donut August 27, 2021
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Toe docking

Just like space docking except with a toe. The act of placing your foresking over your partners toe.

Aka doing the Buck Rodgers.
Guy 1: So totally got my missus last night with a Buck Rodgers.
Guy 2: What do you mean?
Guy 1: I totally space docked her toe while she wasnt looking.
Guy 2: "High-Five" Toe docking, way to go you creep.
Guy 1: Cheesy grin...
by Legen-Dezza March 10, 2016
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reverse space docking

The act of defacating an already frozen log in preparation to space docking.
Jimmy just performed a reverse space docking for a later space-docking bonanza.
by Petercheat March 02, 2018
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Wet Docking

Wet Docking
by GenitalMan May 20, 2022
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Dock-Ocking

The process of adding mechanical limbs onto something, whether it be through attaching to the skin or to a device that should be worn.
You know what my OC is missing? A little bit of Dock-Ocking.
by Minty_Mechanic April 09, 2022
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sweep a dock

When you catch someone unsuspecting and side kick their foot causing it to hit the other one,resulting in an immediate and violent sideways fall
I’m gonna sweep a dock under his ass
by Monkeynut March 31, 2023
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