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Clit Salute

The female version of a boner, or simply when a woman is attracted to a woman purely for sexual reasons.
Gina's got such a clit salute for David, it doesn't really matter that he's her husband's best friend.
by Mal23 October 2, 2010
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clit litre

Short form cl. Common term used among barkeepers with central europen background and people mixing drinks. Often confused with centi litres, which is a the measurement form for liquids. One litre is one hundret centi litres.

Clit litre is a slang term for any amount of alcohol beverages, be it centi litre, milli litre or litre. Barkeekers use this term interchangable to confuse people. They're assholes.
"Mix it with 2 clit litres of Xuxu!"
"How much?"
"2 cl..."
"Ahh."

"0,33 cl Beer"
Means 0,33 litres.
by BarkeepTom July 10, 2010
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Clit Pack

An extended pack of lesbians, lesbians (and sometimes transsexuals) that share fashion tips and (largely when drunk) beds.
"Drama alert, the clit pack has arrived".

"Yah but some of them are lipstick lesbians, hell they are hot!"

"Yah but you can't compete to all of them daisychaining each other, since you have a dick. If you hit on the cute ones in the pack they will gang-humiliate you."
by Khannea July 11, 2010
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Clit Pack

An extended pack of lesbians, lesbians (and sometimes transsexuals) that share fashion tips and (largely when drunk) beds.
"Drama alert, the clit pack has arrived".

"Yah but some of them are lipstick lesbians, hell they are hot!"

"Yah but you can't compete to all of them daisychaining each other, since you have a dick. If you hit on the cute ones in the pack they will gang-humiliate you."
by Khannea July 11, 2010
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Clit issues

Used by males to define a situation of "girl troubles". The afore stated situation commonly involving a bitch.
Dude, I'm having clit issues.
by Roan Schrift June 16, 2011
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Pretentious Clit

Tom: Mike started crying when I called him out on his bullshit. What the fuck?

Jim: What a pretentious clit.
by King_Jupiter November 7, 2014
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Clit for brains

When a woman is lead around by sex and lets her pussy do the thinking.
My niece is a reasonably intelligent girl. But since she hooked up with this loser she sure is a clit for brains.
by jacejr829 October 1, 2016
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