A plastic cone, usually orange, with a wide flared base which is used to divert traffic on roads when maintenance work is being carried out.
With both practice and judicious lubrication a traffic cone can also be used as an anal dildo by sitting all the way down on one. Unfortunately due to the curled edge most traffic cones have at their top end, there is a risk of them becoming lodged in the anal canal.
With both practice and judicious lubrication a traffic cone can also be used as an anal dildo by sitting all the way down on one. Unfortunately due to the curled edge most traffic cones have at their top end, there is a risk of them becoming lodged in the anal canal.
Abeer: “Have you heard the news about my favourite rapper T Pain?”
Gabe: “Yeah he sat down on a traffic cone and needed surgery when it got stuck!”
Abeer: “I heard he’s changed his name to T Cone for his newest album”
Gabe: “Yeah he sat down on a traffic cone and needed surgery when it got stuck!”
Abeer: “I heard he’s changed his name to T Cone for his newest album”
by ReferToMedics May 30, 2020
when you pack too much weed into your bowl and you either
- run out of breath
- choke on the smoke
- the conepiece blocks
and you don’t sink your cone in one rip
- run out of breath
- choke on the smoke
- the conepiece blocks
and you don’t sink your cone in one rip
by Superkai69 August 23, 2019
a genre of music characterized by slow, heavy drums, distorted guitars, lots of bass, and usually baritone saxophone.
by nyxy.bo.bixy24 January 16, 2023
Kelly's jokes suck, and whenever she texts me one I just respond by saying rofl cone, so that she feels funny.
by nickf&hismom April 13, 2011
Inserting ones penis into the tip of a traffic cone and having a family member (preferably mother or father) jerk you off through it. The cone allows for changing of laws and direction of norms.
Hey Jimmy how are getting off since you broke your arms? Well thankfully Mom traffic coned me last night.
by Adwala76 March 20, 2022
A slang word to define a person named "Connor."
Cone has proven to be the superior name when speaking to a Connor, due to the fact that classifying a Connor with two-syllables is not worth the time.
Cone is a shorter, more appropriate, and more time-effective name.
Cone has proven to be the superior name when speaking to a Connor, due to the fact that classifying a Connor with two-syllables is not worth the time.
Cone is a shorter, more appropriate, and more time-effective name.
by g3b313 November 13, 2023
by Beepboopbapbamboom November 22, 2021