An adventure you go on with your friend Dan. But first you must persuade him in a clean kid voice before doing so. You also have to beckon him to get the best results.
I want to go on a butthole sniffin adventure with my friend Dan COME ON. What are you standing around for knucklehead. Why aren't you following me, I've beckoned you, COME ON.
by Tia Anonymous August 26, 2016

by Lucas_JWF August 26, 2008

by bitchhahha April 28, 2019

When one person puts their butthole against another person’s butthole, and fornicates by pooping in their butthole.
Dude 1: Hey bro, Sarahlynn came over yesterday and I gave her a Mister poopy butthole.
Dude 2: Nice man, did she know what it was?
Dude 1: Yeah and she was excited too because she’s into shit play.
Dude 2: Nice man, did she know what it was?
Dude 1: Yeah and she was excited too because she’s into shit play.
by BallsJacobs363 November 7, 2021

Likening the events or impending doom of a day to that of having an itchy butthole which is the uneasy feeling or "itchy feeling" a person may experience during post-defecation that occurs around the posterior aperture of the alimentary canal also known as your butthole. An itchy butthole day occurs when post awakening, things start going terribly wrong and make you feel like you have an actual flaming asshole, but in actuality, the world is just fucking you in the ass causing a similar, searing sensation in your soul.
I got up late and the kids missed the bus, I spilled my coffee when I got out of my car at work and once I got there I got verbally donkey punched by my boss and I could just tell it was going to be an Itchy Butthole Day.
by Mamamia121 April 16, 2010

by shrexual March 11, 2021

by bobby jim 12 June 10, 2019
