April 7

Offical crackhead day! The one day of the month when total idiots and retards are born. But don’t let that shit fool you! Today is the day you show some love for your local crack heads! Do something stupid with one of these people to show your love! They are great friends, amazing retards and the best of walking crack. I guess you can call them hosers!

“Hey bro did you remember? It’s offical crackhead day! You know what that means! bUTT BUMP!!”
April 7 day of retards

by DantheTrueMan October 17, 2019

April 28

National Fuck Your Boyfriend Even Though Your In Like 8th Grade Day

"Where's Maja?"
"It's April 28th."
"Oh."

by Thot._Destroyer October 16, 2019

April 19

The day you go out and stock up on bud for the marvelous holiday the next day.

Hey its April 19, I better contact my street pharmacist to stock up for tomorrow.

by Dirt McGurk February 13, 2005

April 27

April 27 is national grab a dick day. This is a day where you go and grab your bfs dick. (I promise he will be fine with it)

Bf: it’s april 27, you know what that means??

Gf: yep! Lemme get that dick

by Toobigadickdawg April 14, 2019

April 20

One of the most interesting days of the year and a bruh moment too:
- Hitler'a birthday

- Columbine Shooting day
- Avicii's death

(April 20)
-Bruh ,is April 20, national heil Hitler day lmao

-You know I was born the same day of Hitler's birthday and Columbine shooting?
- Rodrigo ur my lil dictator

by Rodrox_gv April 16, 2019

April 28

Scare your crush day this is the day you scare your crush

Crush:....
You:boo!
Crush:ah!
You:ha scared you!
Crush:lol

He will never now why you did that it was april 28 scare your crush day~(♡w♡)

by Its ya boy skinny weener October 26, 2019

April 10

It’s ma birthdayyyy. wish me happy birthday thank you very much.

if your birthday is April 10 you’re very cool - oh yeah somebody who should know about it will forget...

Gigi: “did you know that April 10 is Asta’s birthday?”
Mati: “oh god i thought it was APRIL 8??!!”

by manitues October 30, 2019